the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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