No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.