You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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