You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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