My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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