I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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