dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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