I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I think I am morally bankrupt
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did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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