did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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