Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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