My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
it's great music for shaving your balls
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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