Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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