I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.