I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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