RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!