singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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