Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
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