8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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