What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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