let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
