So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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