I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?