You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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