And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
