I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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