She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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