Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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