high people should be assigned attendants
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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