dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Hippo gnu deer
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
