I cockslap morals
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
