I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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