Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Bring me that man meat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize