We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
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im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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Alive.
So much puke
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize