ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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