I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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