So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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