Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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