If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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