your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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