im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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