I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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