God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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