Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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