that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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