well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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