her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize
