I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I can't turn off my feet"
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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