Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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