When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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