True but thats because hes a fetus.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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