If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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