will power is for people who don't want to get laid
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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