Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
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Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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