no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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