Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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