were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
