Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
