at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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