Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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