P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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